Quick Thought
Tonight is my weigh-in. Do you think that the extra ten pounds of snot in my head will hinder me? Stupid pollen! There is so much pressure in my face that I feel like if you touch it too hard, it will pop. Gross, right? My eyes are swollen, my nose is running and I sound like that old, dead woman from Beetlejuice. Pretty picture, right?
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