Ok, we've been robbed. While we slept someone came to our house and took what was ours. Can you believe this? It's infuriating. How dare they take what doesn't belong to them. Stupid rabbits. Those are OUR flowers!
I know it sounds silly, to spout off about animals eating plants, but we all know my history with horticulture. I finally--FINALLY--had a bit of a garden growing. We'd planted some Gerber daisies and some petunias up around the mailbox. They were so pretty. Shades of pink and purple and a few white flowers, just hanging out, taking in the sun, soaking up some water like plants do. One night we went to bed, thinking they were fine. The next morning we woke up to find them accosted. Eaten! Dug up from the root! Totured! My only hope is that they went quickly.
The Gerbers are still there though badly beaten. See the problem is that once I saw that the majority of my work was lost, I kinda stopped caring so much. I haven't watered them enough and I'm sure there is some rule about picking away the dead things. Yeah, not so much. The Gerbers are fighting hard. They're tall and seem to be ready to hold on as long as possible. You'd think this would make me want to do for them, give them care, feed 'em. Eh. We'll see.
I blame the rabbits. They killed my drive. Now the lady across the street has some flowers around her mailbox. If they stay there I'm going to take this as a personal attack. We've never caused any harm to the bunnies that inhabit our yard. They poop all over it and we still do nothing! Have you seen piles of rabbit poo randomly placed in a yard before? Weird stuff. Anyway, I didn't know were were expected to provide them with treats. There is plenty of other junk in the yard that they can have their fill of. Why the pretty stuff? Why the stuff we paid for?
I'm whining, I know. I'm stomping my feet and pouting. I'm making a scene. Stupid rabbits.
WE need to hire Elmer FUDD haha...LOve ya
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